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Forecast: Mid-50’s, Windy, Chance of Poop

Forecast: Mid-50’s, Windy, Chance of Poop

Like almost everyone, I have days when I wake up with exceptional energy and attitude.  I think today WOULD have been one of those, if Aban (the 4 year old grandson) hadn’t come upstairs at 0:dark:30 and woke me with the exciting news that Pickle just pooped on the carpet. A lot.  And it was diarrhea.  He used all his 4 year old knowledge to speculate that she might be sick.  He was right.

So before dawn, I was already running a carpet cleaner.  If anyone had stumbled into my living room at that moment, they might have surmised that I was hugely motivated today, but then the smell would have hit them like a wave and totally distracted them from pondering my motivation any further.

After finishing the carpet cleaning, I made Aban & Ethan (the 8 year old grandson) pancakes.  Emptied the dishwasher, then cleaned up from breakfast.  Took the dogs outside, emptied garbage, and checked Pickle over to see if I could identify what caused her to….how shall I put this delicately?…… sneeze from her butt.  I think it was an overdose of Milk Bone biscuits, which sometimes happens when the kids are over.  They love giving her treats.

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I glanced at the clock after that, and it was not yet 7:00 a.m.  On a Saturday.

That’s the point when you decide if you’re going to get grumpy, or make the most of the jump start on the day.  I debated the grumpy option, but then realized it would annoy Steve oh-so-much-more if I went in the other direction.  See, if you’re the spouse that has to get up super early and clean up dog poop, the other spouse has to go along with whatever you want to do the rest of the day.  It’s an unwritten rule.

I jumped up and told the boys to get ready for the park.  I got Aban dressed, and ran upstairs to alert Steve to the amazing fun we were going to have.  His bleary-eyed, coffee deprived, confused face was worth the carpet cleaning effort.  I grabbed socks and headed back downstairs, where I found a naked Aban.  “What are you doing?  Where are your clothes?”  He looked at me with complete seriousness and said:  (are you ready for this????)

“Sorry, Grandma.  Robots don’t wear pants.” 

How do you argue with that?

Hot damn, it’s going to be a good day!

We spent the next several hours flying kites, feeding ducks & geese at the lake, and even crammed in a trip to McDonald’s for some Play Place action and hot fudge sundaes.  Steve took pictures, we tangled up kite string, and both boys realized that geese can be MEAN when you run out of bread.  We even found some crested ducks, or “ducks with Afros” as Ethan called them.  I don’t know if I was more intrigued by the crested ducks, or by an 8 year old knowing what “afros” are.  It’s not exactly 1974.

Sportin' the 'fro!

Sportin’ the ‘fro!

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Sometimes the best days can have a rocky start…You can make lemonade out of lemons… Attitude is everything…Happiness is a choice…. all that motivational, positive thought process stuff…..once in awhile it’s spot on.  I’m still hiding the Milk Bones, though.  I don’t want to push my luck on positivity two days in a row.

Ethan :-)

Ethan 🙂

The Goose Whisperer (with pants on, thankfully)

The Goose Whisperer (with pants on, thankfully)

 

Be Thankful, and Save Big!

Be Thankful, and Save Big!

Remember when Black Friday used to kick off right at the normal opening time on the Friday after Thanksgiving?  What about when it got all crazy, and the stores started opening at 8 a.m. instead of 10:00 on that day?  I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want to get up, dressed, and out to the mall by 8 a.m. on a day that was designed for sleeping in and then having leftover pumpkin pie for breakfast.

It got a little crazy when it went to 6:00 a.m.  Soon it was midnight, followed almost immediately by 10:00 p.m. on Thanksgiving evening.

Let me just say one thing:  If you aren’t comatose by 10:00 p.m. on Thanksgiving from too much of, well, EVERYTHING, then you’re not doing it right.

This year, many retailers, tired of fighting for those first fistfuls of Christmas shopping money, have thrown down the gauntlet and will be open all day on Thanksgiving.  There’s going to be a real shortage of assistants for the household chefs, parade watchers, dishwashers, and nap takers.

Let’s see……parades, food, family, more food, card games, dessert……or, shopping.  For me, there’s no contest:  turkey, laughter, Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, French Silk Pie, leftover turkey sandwiches, It’s A Wonderful Life….well, that beats shopping any day.

However, whether or not there SHOULD be an option to shop is a topic of hot debate this year.  Some people are quite angry that corporate greed is resulting in employees losing a family holiday so that the stores can make money.

Is it unfair?  Should retailers be closed?

If you believe the answer is “yes”, then I have some follow up questions for you.  What of the other businesses that are open?  I won’t go to the extreme of hospitals and other emergency services, but what about restaurants?  Can’t people live without a Grand Slam breakfast for one day?  How about pharmacies?  Emergency medicines are always available at a hospital, so does Walgreens really need to stay open?  What about gas stations?  Can’t people, for ONE DAY, remember to fill their tanks the day before?  How about movie theaters?  It’s a huge day for them, but can’t folks stay home and watch TV for one day so the concession kid can be home eating pumpkin pie?

If you believe the answer is “no”, I have some questions for you as well.  Should employees who are likely making low hourly wages be required to work on a family holiday?  What about those people who have children and can’t find daycare on Thanksgiving?  Not to mention the fact that those children will likely miss out entirely on a Thanksgiving celebration because Mom and/or Dad have to work.  Should employers be required to only utilize staff that is willing to work on holidays, maybe for extra pay, or should they be able to enforce the common rule of termination for not working on high volume days?

I’m genuinely interested in hearing both sides of this argument, so please comment.  I’ll be digesting all opinions while enjoying a late night turkey sandwich next Thursday.  64827_happy_thanksgiving_collage